Valentine's Day

Few things arouse so many mixed feelings as Valentine's Day and its respective gifts (and maybe also pineapple pizza). Hopeless romantics who cover the walls of their bedroom with hearts; sceptics who claim that love must be shown every day, but they never spend a single penny; and anti-capitalists who hold that this celebration was invented by department stores, because what have the Romans ever done for us? Read carefully. In the absence of a pulpit from which we could proclaim it to the four winds, we get by without the show and we set it down in writing. This Valentine's Day (please) avoid flowers, chocolates and plush toys of questionable taste, and let yourself be guided by us. We promise that the change will be a great success. Can you think of something better than giving pleasure?

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Few things arouse so many mixed feelings as Valentine's Day and its respective gifts (and maybe also pineapple pizza). Hopeless romantics who cover the walls of their bedroom with hearts; sceptics who claim that love must be shown every day, but they never spend a single penny; and anti-capitalists who hold that this celebration was invented by department stores, because what have the Romans ever done for us? Read carefully. In the absence of a pulpit from which we could proclaim it to the four winds, we get by without the show and we set it down in writing. This Valentine's Day (please) avoid flowers, chocolates and plush toys of questionable taste, and let yourself be guided by us. We promise that the change will be a great success. Can you think of something better than giving pleasure?

Forget all the disasters you have experienced so far. Cheap cards with messages like ‘We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows (you're hot and I want to be on top of you)’; half a heart with your first initials; rings with the inscription ‘I love you more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow’; empty boxes full of kisses (as we have said, there are people who make up anything to not get out their wallet); and even intimate hair removal you did not really care about and you actually did not ask for. We all have lived our own bloody Valentine, and its memory gives us a combination of fear and laugh. Who has never told such an anecdote to lighten the mood at a dinner with friends? As you well know, friends love to laugh at other people’s misfortunes.

Do not fall into cliches, nor rack your brains to end up giving a drone (very romantic) to someone who does not even want to have a phone. A plate of oysters can lead to a night in the bathroom, but without bath salts; and remember that most couples break up after a trip. Pleasure, desire, passion and intimacy - this never fails. When you think of buying a Valentine's Day gift in a sex shop, probably no more than two or three options come to your mind but take a look without prejudice to discover a big and surprising world.

You just have to set the mood. Take care of each of their senses. Dim the lights, but do not turn them off completely - you do not want to miss their facial expressions. Start with a massage. Did you know that there are creams to stimulate every part of the body? A roll-on with cooling effect to make their nipples hard; edible powder to travel through their body; sprays and lip gloss for indescribable oral sex; balms to enhance sensitivity in the most erogenous zones... Making a choice may take you a while. If you combine the preliminaries with an eye mask or a blindfold, the experience will be unforgettable. Promised.

We turn now to sex toys. The purpose is to extend the pleasure until you cannot hold out any longer. The possibilities are endless. We do not need to mention the clitoral suckers, which are more famous than Macaulay Culkin. They are perfect for driving you both crazy, because seeing your girlfriend in such a trance will make you lose your mind. But there is more. External vibrators, rabbit vibrators to simulate your G-spot and clitoris simultaneously, anal vibrators, vibrators for couples, vibrating rings or egg masturbators.

If such a variety overwhelms you, opt for any of our Valentine's Day gift sets, which contain everything you need for an unforgettable night. Supply yourselves with provisions and turn off your phones. A real feast will take place soon. Lick your lips.